GOODSTUFF'S BLOGGING MAGAZINE (94th Issue)

Brian's chicken (Mafia) wants to believe that the truth is out there! 

 More than the truth is out there...
Gillian Anderson

I believe you want to probe my alien boobs - Gillian Anderson 

"I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm gonna say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Hillary Clinton. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time, never. These allegations are false." -  President Bill Clinton 

Reporter: "Bill, how is Hillary's head?"

Bill: "Well, she's no Monica but I've got no complaints".

Sources close to Bill Clinton’s friends tell Weekly World News that Hillary Clinton was not happy with her appearance in recent months.  She is planning to run for President in 2016 and wants to look “young and fresh” again, so she went into the hospital to have a face lift.

You learned it here first folks!

While this blogger believes in the seriousness of Bigfoot and protecting them as a species, we believe there is room for a light-hearted approach to the erotic adventures of Bigfoot. You can assume once the blogosphere has generated interest, any intelligent person becomes enticed with the fountain of evidence.

"The reader should suspend disbelief for the sake of enjoyment." - Mark Miller, writer for Weekly World News
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple". - Oscar Wilde
"Lying is the most simple form of self-defence". - Susan Sontag
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” - Tom Clancy
Why is it inhumane and idiotic to question the veracity of the claims that have been made about Hillary Clinton's various medical conditions?

How pictures can lie... The illusion is one of Nixon standing up to the Soviets, where the reality is an argument about cabbage soup versus red meat. - Kitchen Debate

 Reasons To Love Richard Nixon On His 100th Birthday

THE CONCEPT OF A NOBLE LIE

ALIEN ALERT #1852 - I just received this Alien alert from Bert via an E-mail (so it must be true) stating that Shmoon (plural for Shmoo) are Aliens from Galaxy Tab 

Pamela Anderson is protecting the aliens! 

Savage Chickens stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened

More Hot Chicks can be found at Fred Dude's place 

Drake equation: How many alien civilizations exist? 

Drake Equation interactive 

Before we start feeling too special about our home planet, scientists have a message: There are at least 17 billion planets the size of Earth in the Milky Way alone. About 17% of our galaxy's stars have Earth-size exoplanets closely orbiting them—so 100 billion stars in the galaxy means 17 billion such planets. And half those stars have tightly-orbiting planets that are Earth-size or larger.

Source: SPACE.com: All about our solar system, outer space and exploration

see you folks next week...Irina Shayk (big lips) gave me her cold 
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GOODSTUFF'S BLOGGING MAGAZINE (93rd Issue)

I just received an e-mail from Fred Dude, asking if Lucy Pinder's (the nymph) boobs float. 

Not so long ago, there would have been only one answer to this question. Today, however, the question begs clarification with a follow-up question: What are the boobs made of? Natural boobs and fake or enhanced boobs have very different physical properties. 

Lucy Pinder's Topless Calendar

Natural boobs are composed of 90% body fat. The glands that produce milk and the ducts through which the milk flows are actually very small parts of the total boobs. Whether something floats or not depends on the density of the object and the type of water. Salt water is denser than fresh water. If an object has less density than the water, it rises to the top, or floats. Human body fat is less dense than water. In unscientific experiments, natural boobs are shown to float. Whether or not the boobs can support the entire upper body, making a whole person float, depends on the size of the boobs. If the boobs were detached from the body, any size would float in both fresh and salt water.

If the boobs are not real, the answer to another question must first be ascertained: What, exactly, are the boobs made of? Almost all fake boobs are made of plastic bags filled with either a saline solution or silicone. Silicone is denser than both fresh and salt water. This means that silicone boobs will sink. Saline solution is another name for salt water. Since salt water is denser than fresh water, saline boobs will sink in fresh water. In most salt water, saline boobs will just hang in place at the depth they are placed. They won’t sink and they won’t float. The saline boobs may sink or float very slowly, though, depending on the exact salinity of the water.

Lucy Pinder on Facebook

Lots of HQ photos of Lucy Pinder's boobs 

Probably the largest Lucy Pinder video collection on the net

I have to conclude that yes natural boobs float 

Adjustable flotation devise (PFD)

Do these shorts make my ass look fat?

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un called for an end to confrontation between the two Koreas, technically still at war in the absence of a peace treaty to end their 1950-53 conflict, in a surprise New Year's broadcast on state media.

A chronology of key events in the history of North Korea

In Russia they love to conduct different “Miss Something” contests too. This photos are from the “Miss Atomic” one. It’s like a contest among the women employees of nuclear industry. Girls working at atomic power plants and stuff have participated.

All young girls want to be Miss Atomic Bomb

Nuclear Retro Stuff 

This is by far one of the coolest things you’ll see all day. We are not talking a a toy ship and a colossal fart in the bathtub. Just some awesome short videos that will blow you away!

Operation Crossroads 1946, 

nuclear bomb explosion at sea with its effects on ships an the bikini atolls.

Vincent Van Gogh Gallery

   

Van Gogh chops off ear

    

Van Gogh, parodies and geeks

Oh damn, Sarah Palin murdered Big Foot!
Were There Once Giant Humans on Earth?
This story starts a few years ago. Not sixty million years ago.

The hoax began with a doctored photo and later found a receptive online audience—thanks perhaps to the image's unintended religious connotations.

The National Geographic Society has not discovered ancient giant humans, despite rampant reports and pictures.

It seems that in a very short period of time they were finding "Giant Humans" everywhere

Giant Humans and Dinosaurs

French Hand Job Techniques From The '70s
There’s nothing wrong with applying some warmth; women just shouldn’t do so in any of the ways recommended in Cosmo. They should instead engage in the following heat-related activities that will truly. Electrify. Every. Single. Fiber. Of his being.

Preheat the oven to the recommended temperature so his steak or frozen pizza will be evenly cooked and piping hot when the dinner bell rings.

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