Global Warming and Hot Women

A new study "suggest" this global warming thing is due to hot women. The recent data has shown that the ozone layer isn't to blame for global warming trends, and scientists are looking in a new direction - at hot women. Let me explain, back in the day...

"The human race as a whole is a lot more attractive than it used to be," states Dr. Goodstuff, a climatologist at the Hollywood Center for New and Weird Weather Patterns.

Oddly enough, the two-piece swimsuit—which usually consisted of a structured halter top and modest bottom that covered the navel, hips, and derri arrived with much less fanfare than the bikini. By the early '40s, film stars including Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth, and Lana Turner were all wearing the two-piece, and it was seen frequently on American beaches. Hollywood's Hays production codes allowed two-piece gowns but prohibited navels on-screen. 

     

Doris Day

"With new advances in technology, women especially are able to use clothing, makeup, and surgical techniques to change their appearance and become more visually pleasing. This causes a physiological reaction in men that raises their temperature, and more of that heat is radiated into the air, thus raising the ambient temperature."

First Ladies and the Connection to Global Warming

Historical data shows that average global temperatures remained stable until the 1960s. During every decade since then, average highs have risen several degrees. Women's studies show that it was around that time that hot women became more liberated in their grooming habits due to sociological struggles and the availability of synthetic materials. 

Women who were previously thought of as homely gained the ability to dramatically change their appearance and transform themselves into irresistible sex symbols. As men experienced their own sort of sexual revolution and it became more acceptable to openly view women as sex symbols, a noticeable shift in weather patterns started to take place.

In already warm parts of the US, the rise in day-time temperature means more outdoor activities in the sun for young women. As the summers have gotten warmer, shorts have gotten shorter and bikini's have become smaller. This translates into more time in the sun tanning, playing beach volleyball, and skinny dipping, which in turn has led to further gawking and further warming. "It's a vicious cycle," says Dr. Goodstuff. 

The ozone hole that destroyed mankind

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CHICKS ON THE BOOB TUBE

As a young man (with too many hormones) growing up in the 1970s, I can tell you with absolute authority that there were four women who were on every pubescent boy’s mind– Farrah Fawcett, Cheryl Tiegs, Bo Derek and Raquel Welch .  Sure, there were utters – but these gals were the cream of the crop.  

The major rite of passage was to have one of their epic posters up on your bedroom wall.  That was huge.  It showed you’d graduated from Barbie Dolls and had entered the exciting, awkward, and confusing hormonal journey into manhood.

The lesbian scene from the cult classic Myra Breckinridge (1970). The scene features Raquel Welch in the title role and newcomer Farrah Fawcett

  Farrah Fawcett  

OK, Cheryl Tiegs wasn't a major Boob Tube Chick but Cheryl Tiegs's photos where everywhere 

Bo Derek's role in 10 became one of the most talked about performances of the year, and the scene of Bo Derek running in slow motion on the beach was an instant classic. 

Among Raquel Welch's titles were "Miss Photogenic," "Miss La Jolla," "Miss Contour," and "Miss San Diego." For many adolescent males, she had other titles, but those are not suitable to print.

When the bikini debuted in the summer of 1946 in Cannes, even the most harden of spectators was shocked to gaze upon the navel. "It was considered the zone of contention and defined the difference between a two-piece bathing suit and a bikini,".The outcry was heard from the Vatican to Vogue. The church quickly denounced the bikini; Spain, Portugal and Italy all banned the suit from beaches.

Enter Hollywood, which sniffed sweet opportunity in the acrid redolence of controversy.Her prehistoric bikini in "One Million Years B.C." created a Brontosaurus-size stir. 
I have all ways wanted to drink shots from Raquel Welch's belly button

 Elvira (the undisputed Queen of Halloween)

tricking and treating?

lots of photos of ELVIRA

Everybody knows Elvira, so I'll refrain from the lengthy biography.  Instead, I'll just serve up some facts about Cassandra Peterson (NSFW2) that I found interesting.

Cassandra Peterson was cited in The Guinness Book of World Records as the youngest dancer to work in Las Vegas (age 17). She performed at the Dunes hotel in Las Vegas.
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